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Providence Get Ready for another amazing rendition of Blood from a Turnip, RI's longest running (and only), late night puppet salon. Fri May 20th 10pm at Perishable Theatre www.perishable.org, downtown Prov, 95 Empire Street. Still only $5. A hilarious and edgy night of short form puppetry in the tradition of the puppet slam. If you didn't know there was a puppet slam tradition, then don't you think it's about time you checked it out!? Oh, and I'll be hosting this one...
Here's a short bit of something:
Whiskey cures all ills
Mary: I must have caught a bug.
Liz: The flu?
Mary: I dunno, if it is, it’s weak. I weakened my stystem. Monday I drank way too much whiskey and ate way too much shephards pie.
Liz: Oh, but it’s Thursday.
Mary: Right I know, hence the bug. I should have been alright by Tue evening But this seems to be carrying on.
Liz: Have you drank since?
Mary: No.
Liz: Well that might be the problem. Try a bit of whiskey, might sort you out.
Mary: I dunno, I might, course…
Liz: Course what?
Mary: Course if it does sort me out, then it’s probably not a bug, might be that I’m an alchaolic, right.
Liz: Right.
Mary: So if I don’t have the whiskey and I stay sick, it’s a bug. If I do have a drink and it sorts me out then I’m an alchaloic.
Liz: Yuh.
Mary: Great. What if I have a drink and it doesn’t sort me out?
Liz: I dunno.
Mary: Right.
(Liz gets the bottle of whiskey and pours Mary a drink, she drinks.)
Liz: How you feel?
Mary: Bout the same.
(Liz gets another glass, she pours one for each of them, they drink.)
Liz: Now?
Mary: Dunno….Better I guess.
Liz: Right then, like I always said, whiskey cures all ills, even whiskey.
Mary: You’ve never said that.
Liz: I’m saying it now. Let’s have another, then you go have a lie down while I get things sorted here.
(She pours, they drink.)
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