Sweet Little Variety Show, She Sells Seashells Excerpt

Thursday Night, 5/19  8-10:30pm
Sweet Little Variety Show

The Speakeasy at Local 121

Awesome.

121 Washington St.

Providence, RI

With performances by:
Baby Oil
Dirty Durdie
The Trumans
Denise Moffat accompanied by Kerry Callery
Serendipity Galore
Bettysioux Tailor
The Adventures of Fat Nancy and Crisco
The TropiGals
The Rhode Island Ukulele Armada

6 bucks at the door. Free Valet Parking.

Forget about dieting, go see this show and you'll laugh your ass off!

The Trumans looks especially good!  And of course only in Rhode Island would you have a Ukulele Armada!  Oh Rhode Island, you're so quirky and wonderful. 

 

Here's a bit of something: An excerpt from She Sells Seashells, by yours truly.

2^nd Man

Well it’s fairly simple.  We plant trees and the beach is no longer a beach.  It becomes a forest. 

Lily

That is absurd.  I happen to like this beach the way it is.  Why would you want to change this gorgeous beach?  Just look at the waves lapping on the shore. 

1^st Man

Look lady, we haven’t got time for this.  We have to make this beach a forest over night.  That’s not an easy task.  So if you would please be on you way and leave us to our work, we would much appreciate it. 

Lily

Well, I’m not used to being talked to in such a manner.  George do something.

George

It’s been nice talking to you gentlemen.  We must be on our way.  Come on Lily.  Let the men with the shovel and the tree get on with their work. 

I'm ready for the summer, I don't know about you.